yo foshizze up the hizzle

1. Name: Brian Freedman
2. Power: Can rise metal from the earth in any form 0.0
3. Hair Color: Brown
4. Skin Color: Tan
5. Eye Color: Red
6. Weapon: A sword that collapses into a pocket watch
7. Demigod
8. God/ Goddess parent: Hephaestus
9. I say "hi" to a girl. She slaps me across the face. "why'd you do that?" I ask. She knees me in the balls, and I crumble to the floor. She kicks me down the stairs as I stay immobile. she jumps down 3 stairs to land on my balls..... Right now I feel like dying.
True story

laughing so hard, and accepted