I walked in the airport with my sword by my side. I pickpocketed $400 for the plane ticket. I walked up to the front desk, "plane to LA please." She looked up, "That'll be $250." I handed her the money and she handed me the ticket. "Plane 2A02." "Thanks," I scoffed. I walked over to the metal detector, the guard stopped me. I prayed that my sword looked like something non-metal to them. "Please put your bag on the tray sir." A BAG?! You've got to be kidding me, these mortals are stupid. I put my 'bag' onto the tray and stepped forward. No beep. He gave me back my 'bag.' "Here you go sir, enjoy your flight." I grabbed my bag and walked into the airplane. I sat down on a chair and fell asleep. Quest to Kill Justin Bieber, Part 1 complete.
Subject: Quest to Kill Justin Bieber 
Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:51 pm
